Me to Finn who was hiding in my closet: Finn come out, we have to go to the doctor.
Finn, crying loudly: NOOOOO, I DON'T WANT TO GO TO THE DOCTOR.
Me: Finn, we're taking Audrie to the doctor.
Finn: Otay, let's go.
Finn: Audrie I'm home. (followed by some sound effects of what I'm assuming was a car door closing.)
Me: Finn, where were you?
Finn: I went to Texas. I went to Texas to buy some bootses.
Finn, looking at a painting I was working on: Is it perfect?
Finn, during a round of 20 questions: Is it a shepherd?
Finn: Is it a shepherd?
Finn: Yes, it is a Shepherd.
Finn, looking at an ornament of Chicago's skyline: Look, it's New York City!
Finn, the next day: Look, it's Nort Amerita!
Audrie: What are you going to be when you grow up.
Finn: Woody. (from Toy Story), and a train engineer.
Finn: Audrie are you going to be a drill (which in Finn speak means girl) when you grow up?
Finn: Dad, I brote my drum betause it happens, betause that happens. It happens.
Finn , explaining the plot of WALL-E to me: WALL-E rode on the spaceship betause the bad robot hurt WALL-E betause WALL-E had the plant betause Eva needs to go to eart betause WALL-E needs to buy some broten eyes betause.